M.alice

synecdoche:

To prepare for a world in which the internet has shut down, I actually left my apartment and it was cold and things were expensive and I had to pay to watch bad USA original programs and people looked at me funny for being drunk so early and I didn’t see a single cat so I went back inside.

tastefullyoffensive:

via

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: When you see it… you’ll wonder if sleep will ever come again.

[reddit.]

iinet hates me >.>

3.2 to o.6 speed for no reason the chic at iinet was even shocked